Category Archives: Me in 1980’s It feels like Christmas today! Although I broke three bones in my hand while bravely fighting evil or something, and cannot put my hair in a ponytail or clasp my own bra, I received wonderful news from the orthopedic specialist today. It will not require surgery. I’m beyond relieved. Also, I got this very pretty […]  The short answer to the question “Is it ever okay to cheat?” is no. But there are worse cheating digressions than others, certainly. There’s the obviously obvious. Such as, you know. Don’t cheat on your spouse. If this song means a little too much to you? Then you need to maybe rethink your life. Or […]  Once, there was a ten-year old girl. She liked to sing. She liked to sing, and she liked it, a lot. Because she was a prisoner of her parent’s taste in music, she sang what they played. She found that she liked what they played. She had a dad who was gagety, which meant that they […]  I know that I am not the first to say that Caillou sucks. Tucker’s been watching the show again and I noticed something last night that was mildly disturbing to say the least. Caillou and his sister Rosy were in the tub together. Obviously, two little kids taking a bath together is totally not disturbing […]  Once, when I was sound asleep, I thought I heard the Voice of God. It went something like this: Him: “Wake UP!” Me (still dreaming): “Huh? Who are you? God?” Him: “Damnit, get up!” Me, blurry-eyed, squinting, and looking up to see this: He who turned out to be my dad: “You never had […]  Years ago, back when I still prided myself on having good taste, I said that I’d never listen to crappy country music. Now that I have a husband who grew up in Tennessee and a four-year old boy with occasionally questionable taste in general, I’ve chilled out a little bit. Which means that I no […] |
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